Thursday, October 9, 2014

CapitolTV Alert: Road Closures

Audio transcription:
Starting today, all streets within a six mile radius of the President’s mansion will be closed for routine maintenance. All traffic will be re-routed and no pedestrians will have access to the moving walkways. Anyone caught in the area during the closure will be detained for questioning. You will be notified when the area re-opens. Thank you.

Routine maintenance? What do you think it means?